Caught, red handed

You've all seen them - those big, huge, enormous 20 x 10ft signs hanging in the front of those larger shop windows, announcing "20% off SALE" etc.

Imagine being in one such shop when one of those big, huge, enormous signs come crashing down to the ground. You, like everyone else in the store, would stop and stare and wonder how it might have come down.

Now imagine hearing "mummy!" mumbled from under the big, huge, enormous sign ... and then (if that were not enough) imagine the child attached to that voice trying to figure the way out from under the sign and knocking ALL the display shoes off their cabinets in the process.

Then finally, when the saleswoman arrives at the front of the store in a huff, you are left holding the big, huge, enormous sign in your hands with no child in sight.

Sigh.